Video with funny clean dinosaur jokes for kids performed by Vinny-da-Chin at Bone Crushers Toy Dinosaur Comedy Club for children. (You can guess the location). Vinny tells T Rex Jokes, Stegosaurus Jokes, Velociraptor Jokes and other dino jokes that bring down the house. Put in the comments your favorite dinosaur joke from the video or put your own that is clean and funny in the comments. Below are a bunch of the jokes used in the video in case you want to borrow them.
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My name is Vinny-da-Chin and welcome to Bone Crushers Comedy Club. Probably not the safest place on the planet. I can see we have a rough crowd so please take it easy and try not to eat each other! Ba-bo-ching
Look at Gotham City, it’s filled with nothing but Tryannosaurus Rexes and Velociraptors. Boy I feel bad for the T-Rex’s!
Q: What does Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom!
Q: Why are Stegosaurus no longer around?
A: Because their eggs stink.
Q: What do you call a fossil that doesn’t ever want to work?
A: Lazy bones! (kinda like my cousin Tony-2-times)
Q: Why do carnivorous dinosaurs eat raw meat?
A: Because they didn’t know how to barbecue!
Q: What’s purple and green and won’t stop singing?
A. Barney taking a shower!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)
Q. What do you say to a 10-ton Albertosaurus wearing earphones?
A. Whatever you want. He can’t hear you!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
A: The chicken hadn’t evolved yet!
Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
A: Because the ‘p’ is silent
Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara’s Tops
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?
A: A Bronto-snorus.
Q. What did dinosaurs use to make their hot dogs?
A. Jurassic pork!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Broncosaurus – Congrats to the Broncos for beating the Patriots and good luck in Super Bowl 50, you’re gonna need it with that dinosaur for a Quarterback you have!
Q. What should you do if you find a blue Dilophosaurus?
A. Try to cheer him up!
Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
A: The Terrordactyl
Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?
A: A Tricerahops
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: a thesaurus.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
Q: What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: Her shadow
Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth?
Q: What has plates on its back, eats bushes, and has sixteen wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Boo!! you stink. That’s not funny. BOO!..
Hey, stegosaurus, give me a break bud. You don’t see me going to your job and taking the mop out of your hand a Burger Kind, do you?
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles.
Q: What dinosaur is always sad?
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
A: Ptera Don
Q:What followed the dinosaur?
A: It’s tail!
Q: What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?
Well that’s it for tonight pals, I hope you enjoyed the show.. I’m here all week. Please tip your waitresses.
I’m Vinny-da-chin – out.
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